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-[engine idling]
-[chuckles]
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[pips]
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[chuckling]
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-Huh?
-[engine stalls]
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[groans, exclaims]
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Illumination!
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["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]
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[song ends]
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[wind whistling]
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[rumbling]
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[shouting]
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Behold! The king of the Koopas!
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[growls]
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[growling]
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Open the gates
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or die!
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[whimpering]
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Attack!
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[shouting]
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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That is but a taste of our fury.
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Do you yield?
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[chuckles]
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I do not.
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[all gasp, scream]
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[grunts]
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[cries]
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No.
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Ah.
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[whimpering]
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[grunts]
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[laughs]
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I've finally found it.
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And now, no one can stop me!
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["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]
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[singers] ♪ Uh, we're the Mario Brothers ♪
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♪ And plumbing's our game ♪
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♪ We're not like the others
who get all the fame ♪
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♪ When your sink is in trouble
You can call us on the double ♪
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♪ We're faster than the others
You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪
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-[singers] ♪Huh! ♪
-It's-a me, a-Mario!
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And-a Luigi!
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Are you-a tired of a-paying
too much for plumbing?
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[both] Mamma mia!
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That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.
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-A-to save Brooklyn.
-[Luigi] And-a Queens.
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And-a your wallet.
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Thank you, Super Mario Bros.
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It seems like the only thing
you haven't drained is my bank account.
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Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing
companies-a where you're just a face-a.
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With-a Super Mario Brothers-a,
you're family!
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♪ Hooked on the brothers
The brothers, the brothers ♪
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-[laughs]
-Oh, wow! You were great.
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I was great? Are you kidding me?
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You were great!
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I am so glad we spent
our life savings on this commercial.
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That is not a commercial!
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That is cinema.
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Uh, what about the accents?
Is it-- Is it too much?
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Too much? It's-a perfect.
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-Wahoo!
-[video game chiming]
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Okay, I'm gonna trust you.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
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the Stupid Mario Brothers.
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Aw, great. Spike's here.
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Hey, Spike.
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Yeah.
[imitating Mario] "It's-a me!" [laughs]
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Whew, yeah.
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Tell me, have you even gotten one call
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since you left me
to start your dumb company?
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As a matter of fact, Spike,
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we have.
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-Wow. Really?
-Uh, yeah.
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Our mom called,
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and she said, "Oh, boys, that's
the best commercial I've ever seen!"
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And I said, "Thank you very much, Mother.
We're very proud of it."
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-So, boom!
-[phone screen shatters]
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[laughing]
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Good luck running
a business with this idiot.
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Say that again about my brother,
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and you're gonna regret it.
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Oh yeah?
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Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.
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You're a joke,
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and you always will be.
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[Spike chuckles]
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Are you insane?
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He's three times your size.
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Luigi, come on.
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You know,
you can't be scared all the time.
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Hmm, you'd be surprised.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello, Super Mario Brothers.
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Uh-huh.
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A drip in your faucet? That's great!
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I mean, that's-that's great you called us,
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because we can be there
and we can fix it right away. Okay.
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-Mario, we got one!
-[laughs]
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-The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
-Whoo-hoo!
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[engine revs]
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[engine stalls]
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[engine cranks]
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Oh no. We're gonna be late.
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No, we're not. Come on. Let's go.
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["No Sleep Till Brooklyn" plays]
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Hey, wait up.
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-This way.
-♪ Brooklyn! ♪
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-[cat yowls]
-[screams]
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[Mario] Come on, Lu. Step on it.
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-[grunting]
-[cat yowls]
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Excuse you.
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-Here you go!
-[cat meows]
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[pants]
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-♪ No sleep till Brooklyn ♪
-Aw, Mario. What're you doin'?
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♪ Yeah ♪
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[Mario grunts]
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Hey! Get off of there.
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-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunts]
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You can't be in-- [yelps] Whoa!
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My bad! [laughs]
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-Move it up!
-I'm-- Sorry.
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-We're working here!
-[Luigi] So sorry.
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Come on, Luigi. Pump those legs.
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[groans] I'm trying. I'm trying.
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I got bad knees. [sighs]
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[song ends]
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[Mario whistles]
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Oh, wow. We have hit the big time.
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[chuckles]
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The drip is right upstairs
at the end of the hall.
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-Can you fix it?
-[Mario] Very confident, sir.
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You'll be careful about making a mess?
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Ma'am, I assure you, we don't make messes.
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We fix 'em. [chuckles]
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That's Francis.
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[gasps] He likes you!
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[object crunches]
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[Francis whines]
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-[chuckles] Hey.
-[growls]
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-[growls]
-Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby.
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-[chuckles]
-[Luigi yelps]
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[yelps]
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Wrench?
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Mm-hmm.
And a first job complete.
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[both] Hey!
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[both gasp]
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Francis is here. [gasps]
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[growling]
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Hey there, pal. [chuckles]
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-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunting]
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[whimpering] Mario! Do something!
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[gasps]
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[Luigi yelps]
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-[growls, barking]
-[Mario gasps]
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[distorted] Mamma mia!
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[growling, barking]
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Whew.
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Uh, Mario?
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["L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" playing]
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[yelps]
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[grunts]
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[yelps]
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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[yelps] That hellhound is gonna escape!
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No, he won't.
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Whew.
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Hey, uh, Mario?
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Uh, who's a good puppy?
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[chuckles]
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Who's a good boy?
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-[Francis yelps]
-[both] Hmm?
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Hmm.
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[groaning]
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[grunts]
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[song ends]
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[both gasp]
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-Found the problem!
-[barks]
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-[Uncle Arthur] Ma, you make these?
-[Mom] Ah, good batch, hey?
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-Why do you make it like this?
-[Uncle Tony laughs]
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[all] Hey-o!
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[both] Hey-o!
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Ho-ho! It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV!
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They give an Oscar for worst actors?
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-Hey!
-[laughs] What'd I do?
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[chuckles] So, uh--
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So everybody saw the commercial then?
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Uh-huh. We seen it.
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-And?
-I wouldn't quit your day job.
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Oops! He already did.
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[laughter]
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Well, I thought it was incredible.
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It belongs in a movie theater.
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Ugh, mushrooms?
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Everybody loves mushrooms, right?
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-I like mushrooms. I'll take it.
-Yeah.
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Mario, seriously.
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00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,764
What were you thinking
with that commercial?
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What? It's supposed to be funny.
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00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,144
-Can someone pass the bread?
-Yeah, but what's with the outfits?
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Plumbers wearing white gloves?
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That's right, you gotta have a trademark.
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Gotta stand out.
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Don't listen to them.
The world laughed at da Vinci too.
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I'm not sure they did, Ma.
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Dad, what did you think?
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I think you're nuts.
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You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.
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And the worst part?
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You're bringing
your brother down with you.
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Well, thanks, Dad.
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Thanks for your support.
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-[door closes]
-What'd I say?
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[video game beeping]
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I'M FINISHED!
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Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4.
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Hey.
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Ah, you're not bringing me down.
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You know what?
What do they know, huh?
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Ah, it's not just them.
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Our whole lives, everyone's telling us
we can't do this, we can't do that.
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I'm just sick and tired of feeling
so small.
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[newscaster] A water main
burst underground today,
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stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.
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Everything is under control,
I promise you.
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We are very close to fixing this.
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-[pedestrian 1] Out of the way!
-[pedestrian 2]Get back!
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Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!
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Save Brooklyn?
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Luigi, this is our chance.
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Destiny is calling.
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Destiny Del Vecchio, from high school?
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-What? No! Just come on.
-[exclaims]
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[city worker 1]
Look for a gate valve, huh?
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[city worker 2] It's more
than the storm drains can handle.
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[city worker 3] Come on. We gotta pump it.
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I got this.
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[screams]
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They're not even looking
in the right place.
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Come on, Lu.
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[grunts]
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-You are not seriously considering--
-[inhales deeply]
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Mario!
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[exclaims, whimpering]
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[screams]
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[coughing]
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We gotta get to that pressure valve.
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Mamma mia!
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[grunts]
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[yelps]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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[screams]
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-[both screaming]
-Mario!
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[both groaning]
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I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.
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Come on.
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[grunts]
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Whoa.
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What is this place?
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LEVEL 1-2
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Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.
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[metal clattering]
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00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,205
-Luigi?
-["Underground Theme" echoes]
267
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,626
Luigi, are you in there?
268
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,925
Luigi?
269
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,346
What?
270
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,267
[yelps]
271
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,521
[screaming]
272
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,696
[gasps]
273
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,701
Whoa!
274
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,626
[Luigi grunts, whimpers]
275
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,211
Luigi!
276
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,379
Mario!
277
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,592
Give me your hand!
278
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,386
It's all gonna be okay.
279
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,054
How is this gonna be okay?
280
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,433
I'm telling you, nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.
281
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:02,146
[gasps] Mario!
282
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,691
[distorted] Luigi!
283
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,652
[screams]
284
00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,158
[screams, grunts]
285
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,995
[groans]
286
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,337
[gasps]
287
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,563
-Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
-[screams]
288
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,648
[breathes heavily] Oh, I'm sorry.
289
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,233
[chuckles] That one's perfectly fine.
290
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,695
That's a little mushroom man.
A little mushroom man talking to me.
291
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,323
Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad.
292
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,825
Uh, Mario.
293
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,703
[chittering]
294
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,372
So this is, uh--
This is-- This is not a dream?
295
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,124
-[screams]
-That hurt, right?
296
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,209
Yes!
297
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,460
Definitely not a dream.
298
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,921
Then it's-- This place is--
299
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,882
The Mushroom Kingdom!
300
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,717
Mushrooms. Really?
301
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,719
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.
302
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,431
[gasps]
303
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,601
Hello.
304
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,231
Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
My brother, in fact.
305
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,484
He looks exactly like me,
but tall and skinny and green.
306
00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,070
See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.
307
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,197
It was foggy,
and I believe there was lava.
308
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,615
[gasps]
309
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,909
Uh, that is not good.
310
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,911
Um, your brother
311
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,287
has landed in the Dark Lands.
312
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,375
They're under…
[whispering] Bowser's control.
313
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,127
Bowser?
314
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,630
[normal] He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.
315
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:54,842
[Mario grunts]
316
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,427
I'm taking you to see the princess.
317
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,264
She can help you.
She can do anything.
318
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:01,974
Princess?
319
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:03,600
[gasps]
320
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,649
Come on, Mario!
Our big adventure begins now!
321
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,151
Hang on, Luigi.
322
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,415
[groans]
323
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,968
[whimpers]
324
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,262
Mario?
325
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,472
Mario?
326
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,765
Where are you?
327
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,767
-[rustling]
-Huh?
328
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,478
[screams]
329
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,191
-[bats squeaking]
-[screams]
330
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,863
[sighs]
331
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,326
-[rustling]
-[gasps]
332
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,661
[whimpers]
333
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,834
[gasps]
334
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,794
[yelps]
335
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,297
-[roars]
-[screams]
336
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,260
[grunts]
337
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,473
[groans] Oh.
338
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,684
[laughs] Yes!
339
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,729
You just got a-Luigi'd.
340
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:33,649
[yelps]
341
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,987
[growls]
342
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:41,615
[grunts]
343
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,784
[whimpering]
344
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,330
[growling]
345
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,043
[screaming]
346
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,929
[yelps]
347
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,934
-[grunts]
-[growling]
348
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,398
[grunting]
349
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,697
[screaming]
350
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,703
-[thunder crashing]
-[gasps]
351
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,377
[sighs]
352
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,005
[chuckles]
353
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,924
[screams]
354
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,601
This way, Mario.
The princess lives right on that hill.
355
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,609
Do you wanna go or not?
356
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,446
Excuse me, everybody. Coming through!
357
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,824
Got a big adventure happening right now.
Just clear a path for us.
358
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:06,908
-If I could just--
-Here you go.
359
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,035
[Toad] Excuse me.
360
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,579
[shouting]
Excuse me, everybody. Coming through.
361
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,957
This guy's brother
is going to die imminently.
362
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,250
-What?
-Out of the way, please.
363
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,918
Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.
364
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,253
He's gonna be fine.
365
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,338
-Chanterelle!
-Morning!
366
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,505
Nice to see you, bud!
367
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,760
Does this thing work?
368
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,888
Yes, works great.
You just have to blow into it.
369
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,557
And up we go!
370
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,641
Wait, up?
371
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,735
[yelps]
372
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,279
[panting]
373
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,825
[whistles]
374
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,998
Whoa. Okay, so these bricks are
just floating here? Uh…
375
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,750
[Toad] Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.
376
00:22:56,833 --> 00:22:58,960
-[groans]
-It's the only way to fly, man!
377
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:02,005
[giggles] Whoo!
378
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,965
Oh, wow. Love these pi--
379
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,009
[screams]
380
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,512
[grunting]
381
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,265
Whoo!
382
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:13,350
[grunts, screams]
383
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,314
Huh?
384
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,111
[grunts]
385
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,030
Oh, come on!
386
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,576
[groans]
387
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,204
Here we are. Palace doors.
Bing, bang, boom!
388
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,081
[uplifting music playing]
389
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,834
Come on! [chuckles] Whoo!
390
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,503
Whoa.
391
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,220
Pretty impressive, am I right?
392
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,725
Hold it right there, you two!
393
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,728
Oh, hey! I need to see the princess.
394
00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,896
It's an emergency.
395
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,358
What princess?
396
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,318
I never heard of any princess.
397
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,655
Oh, wait, I did. Our princess, though,
is in another castle.
398
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,115
Oh yeah. That's right.
399
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,992
You should try another castle, maybe.
400
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,368
She ain't in this one.
401
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,538
-Huh?
-Okay, so they're messing with you,
402
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,665
and I don't like it.
403
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,667
-[gasps]
-[screams]
404
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,880
What do you guys, um--
What do you wanna eat?
405
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,756
Anything-- Anything your hearts desire.
406
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,509
Go. I am ready to scramble it up.
407
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,430
[laughter]
408
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:39,394
-[gasps]
-Hey! Intruder!
409
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,645
Stop him!
410
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,606
-[guard 1] Intruder!
-Ah!
411
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,732
Stop him!
412
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,359
Now! Stop him!
413
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:51,281
[chattering]
414
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,084
Council, your attention.
415
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:07,589
Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our kingdom.
416
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,634
Its power will make him invincible.
417
00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:12,719
We will be destroyed.
418
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,638
[gasping]
419
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,765
Princess, what are we gonna do?
420
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,809
I will not let him hurt you.
421
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,193
We are going to stop Bowser.
422
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,903
How? Look at us.
423
00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,488
We're adorable!
424
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,408
I'm going to convince
the great Kong army to help us.
425
00:25:35,741 --> 00:25:38,411
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
426
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,081
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.
427
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,416
The Kongs will never agree.
428
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,460
I can convince him.
429
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,879
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom
in the morning.
430
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,257
Good luck, Princess.
431
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,550
For all our sakes.
432
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,764
[Mario panting]
433
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:05,521
[distorted] Princess!
434
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,649
[groans, grunts]
435
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,528
-[gasps]
-[gasps] Princess! I--
436
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:14,030
-[grunting]
-[Mario whimpers]
437
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,366
Wait. Release him.
438
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,453
-[groans]
-[Princess Peach] Whoa.
439
00:26:20,953 --> 00:26:22,038
Are you…
440
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:23,915
No.
441
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,419
He's a human!
I mean, you are a human, right?
442
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,963
-It's just, you're so small, and--
-Hey!
443
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,507
Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
Where did you come from?
444
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:36,553
Me and my little brother, Luigi,
we fell down this pipe.
445
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,514
And now he's lost
somewhere in the Dark Lands.
446
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,976
Then it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.
447
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,894
But you're in luck.
448
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,604
I'm on my way to stop him.
449
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:47,939
Well, take me with you.
450
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816
This guy's a lunatic.
451
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,234
A psycho.
452
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,361
He will eat you for breakfast.
453
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:58,283
He won't even notice it, probably,
'cause you're very, very small.
454
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,201
You know what?
Make fun of me all you want,
455
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,120
but you are gonna help me
find my brother.
456
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:04,956
Please?
457
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:07,500
Well, okay.
458
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,544
Let's see what you're made of.
459
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:11,921
Is that a "yes"?
460
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,841
No. That's a
"let's see what you're made of."
461
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:26,853
[dramatic music playing]
462
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,309
If you can finish this,
463
00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,477
you're coming with me.
464
00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:08,478
Watch and learn.
465
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:16,069
[grunts]
466
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,827
[grunts]
467
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:32,919
[grunts]
468
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,839
Hi-yah!
469
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,688
[panting]
470
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:53,565
That was amazing.
471
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,234
Wait. How am I supposed to do that?
472
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,652
With the Power-Ups.
473
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,778
They give us special abilities.
474
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,239
[Power-Up sounds]
475
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,242
Ugh. Really?
476
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,827
Go on. Eat it.
477
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,038
[groans]
478
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,584
Now, this has to be a mushroom?
479
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,753
'Cause I just hate mushrooms and--
480
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,212
Okay, okay.
481
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,214
[clears throat]
482
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:19,507
Are you sure there's not like a--
483
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,301
-Down the hatch. Yep, there it is.
-[exclaims]
484
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,677
-[choking]
-And all gone.
485
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:25,180
[coughs] Oh.
486
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:26,473
Not cool.
487
00:29:26,556 --> 00:29:27,932
Eh.
488
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,060
Huh?
489
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,231
Whoa!
490
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,156
[whoops] I'm tall.
491
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:44,240
And strong.
492
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,661
And you can jump.
493
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:51,998
[chuckles] Oh, I got this. No problem.
494
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,292
-[Jump sounds]
-Wahoo!
495
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,920
[screaming] Oh no!
496
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,507
[screams]
497
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,591
[Power Down sounds]
498
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,259
[shouts, muffled]
499
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,511
[screaming]
500
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,804
Oh yeah.
501
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:08,223
When you get hit, you lose the power.
502
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:09,723
[Question Block sounds]
503
00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,101
Great. [groans]
504
00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,896
["Holding Out For A Hero" plays]
505
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,689
Come on. Try again.
506
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,319
-[grunts, screams]
-Ooh!
507
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,112
[yelps]
508
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,992
♪ Where have all the good men gone ♪
509
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,620
♪ And where are all the gods? ♪
510
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,623
-♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules ♪
-Yes! [screams]
511
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:34,249
[groans]
512
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,793
♪ To fight the rising odds? ♪
513
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:42,841
♪ Isn't there a white knight
upon a fiery steed ♪
514
00:30:42,924 --> 00:30:44,425
[retches]
515
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,678
♪ Late at night, I toss and I turn ♪
516
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,931
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪
517
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,724
♪ I need a hero ♪
518
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,270
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the end of the night ♪
519
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,649
♪ He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast ♪
520
00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:02,526
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪
521
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,779
♪ I need a hero ♪
522
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:08,950
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
till the morning light ♪
523
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,453
♪ He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon ♪
524
00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:15,206
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪
525
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,084
♪ Larger than life ♪
526
00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,468
[song ends]
527
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,220
[screams]
528
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:33,308
Well, we have a long journey
ahead of us, Mustache.
529
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,184
But I didn't make it.
530
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,269
You almost did.
531
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,313
No one gets it right away.
532
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,023
How many tries did it take you?
533
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,483
Oh, so many.
534
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:44,527
I was not good at it.
535
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,612
Worse than you.
536
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:47,864
You got it right away, didn't you?
537
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,199
I got it right away, but I grew up here.
538
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,535
Okay, now you're just trying
to make me feel better.
539
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,745
No!
540
00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:54,829
No.
541
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,415
Is it working?
542
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,750
A little bit. Yeah.
543
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:02,795
[thunderclap]
544
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:10,553
[heavy metal music plays]
545
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,181
[cheering, laughing]
546
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,601
[panting]
547
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,520
[barking]
548
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:21,439
[screams]
549
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,900
[whooping]
550
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,573
My army!
551
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,492
-Koopas…
-[cheers] Yeah!
552
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:33,743
…Goombas,
553
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,204
-whatever those things are!
-[whimpers]
554
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,290
After years of searching
for the Super Star,
555
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,792
-it is finally ours.
-[crowd cheers] Yeah!
556
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:45,213
I am now
the most powerful turtle in the world.
557
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,297
[crowd cheers] Yeah!
558
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:49,050
Soon, we will arrive
at the Mushroom Kingdom.
559
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,385
[all] Yeah!
560
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,971
Where, after years of being sworn enemies,
561
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,514
I will ask their princess to marry me
562
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:57,392
in a fairy-tale wedding!
563
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,893
-[all] Yeah!
-[music stops]
564
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,478
Eh?
565
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,438
[slowly] Yeah.
566
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,399
Did he say marry their princess?
567
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,234
[Koopa Troopa] Doesn't she hate you?
568
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,944
Of course she hates me.
569
00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,613
But that makes me love her all the more.
570
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,199
Her heart-shaped bangs,
571
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,201
the way she floats in the breeze,
572
00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,744
her immovable tiara.
573
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,914
And when she sees this star…
574
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,708
[chuckles] Wedding bells.
575
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,711
What if she says no?
576
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,590
Then I will power up with this star
577
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,551
-and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
-[music resumes]
578
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:33,469
-[all cheer] Yeah!
-Prepare yourselves
579
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,221
for the best wedding ever!
580
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,807
It's gonna rock!
581
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,149
[Luigi sighs]
582
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,984
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]
583
00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:16,137
[laughs]
584
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,909
[fanfare plays]
585
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,582
-[gasps]
-[Toads cheering]
586
00:34:47,502 --> 00:34:49,420
They're all counting on us.
587
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,047
No pressure.
588
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,381
[Toad 1] Yay!
589
00:34:52,465 --> 00:34:54,884
-[Toad 2] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-[Toad 3] Hooray!
590
00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:56,094
Huh?
591
00:34:57,345 --> 00:34:58,471
[chuckles]
592
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,432
[Toad 4] Good luck!
593
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,769
-My Toads…
-[cheering stops]
594
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:07,605
…our days of terror are almost over.
595
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:11,567
With the help of the Kong army,
we will stop--
596
00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,528
Uh, who's he?
597
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,654
[chuckles]
598
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,407
-He's not important!
-[cheering resumes]
599
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,413
[Warp Pipe sounds]
600
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,043
[Warp Pipe sounds]
601
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,716
Nervous?
602
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,468
Who? Me? [scoffs]
603
00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,679
-Yes, a little.
-[chuckles]
604
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,056
[Toad] ♪ We're going on an adventure! ♪
605
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,141
Come on, guys!
606
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,601
[scatting]
607
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,728
Hey, Mario.
608
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:48,813
You know this guy?
609
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,022
-Uh--
-We're best friends.
610
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,107
But are we?
611
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,109
Don't worry.
612
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,320
I will protect you.
613
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,699
A Toad brave enough to join me.
614
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,534
I fear nothing.
615
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:04,662
Well, that settles it.
You're coming with us.
616
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,164
-Let's move.
-[laughs]
617
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,208
♪ I said we're going on an adventure! ♪
618
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,501
-Whoo!
-[screams]
619
00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:12,794
[adventurous music playing]
620
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,150
[gasps]
621
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,611
[grunting]
622
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,033
Pretty incredible, huh?
623
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,243
Mamma mia.
624
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:47,955
[Princess Peach]
I'll never let anyone ruin this.
625
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:53,252
[piano plays]
626
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,348
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪
627
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:11,270
♪ And with my star we're gonna rule ♪
628
00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:16,192
♪ Peach, understand ♪
629
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:21,489
♪ I'm gonna love you till the very end ♪
630
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,951
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪
631
00:37:25,034 --> 00:37:27,328
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪
632
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:31,165
♪ I love you ♪
633
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:36,254
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches-- ♪
634
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:37,463
-Sire.
-[playing stops]
635
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:38,923
[sighs]
636
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,174
What?
637
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,010
A report from our intelligence.
638
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,847
A mustachioed human has arrived
in the Mushroom Kingdom.
639
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,516
[growls]
640
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,893
The princess has been training him.
641
00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:52,937
They are up to something, sire.
642
00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:56,774
Sit.
643
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:59,026
Jam with me.
644
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,863
["Underground Theme" plays on piano]
645
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,449
This, uh, human,
646
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:06,951
where did he come from?
647
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,537
We aren't sure.
648
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,248
Does the princess like him?
649
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:14,792
Sire. Look in the mirror.
650
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,253
You have nothing to worry about.
651
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,588
I know that. I'm not threatened.
652
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:22,174
[screaming]
653
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,759
Find out who he is
654
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,428
and what they're planning!
655
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,222
I'm on it, sire.
656
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,766
May I lift the cover?
657
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:31,851
Not yet.
658
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,853
Pain is the best teacher.
659
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:34,937
[Kamek groans]
660
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,696
[sighs]
661
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,449
Thinking about your brother?
662
00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,951
We've never been apart this long.
663
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,369
Don't worry.
664
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,620
We're going to save him.
665
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,556
You don't seem like you're from here.
666
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:14,310
-I don't know where I'm from.
-Really?
667
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,728
Yep.
668
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,230
My earliest memory is arriving.
669
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,823
[Princess Peach]
I was so lucky they found me.
670
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,742
They took me in.
671
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,410
[giggling]
672
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,621
Raised me like one of their own.
673
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,664
And when I was ready…
674
00:39:35,748 --> 00:39:37,083
[Toads cheering]
675
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:39,377
…they made me their princess.
676
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,342
Hey, maybe you're from my world.
677
00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,930
There's a huge universe out there
678
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,765
with a lot of galaxies.
679
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,857
[flute plays]
680
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,909
[propeller whirring]
681
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,086
[grunts]
682
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,258
[yelps]
683
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,226
[grunts]
684
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:39,687
We found him in the Dark Lands.
685
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,605
[growls]
686
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:42,773
[whimpers]
687
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,360
Leave him to me.
688
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,369
[yelps, screams]
689
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,288
What is your name?
690
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,790
Uh, Luigi.
691
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,083
[chuckles]
692
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:03,043
Not sure if you know who I am,
693
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,172
but I'm about to marry a princess
and rule the world.
694
00:41:06,922 --> 00:41:08,507
Wow, uh-- [chuckles]
695
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,759
Yay. [chuckles]
696
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,596
But there's one problem, Luigi.
697
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:17,016
There's a human traveling with my fiancée.
698
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,184
Has a mustache.
699
00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,227
Just like you.
700
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,604
Do you know him?
701
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,939
[stammers] No. No!
702
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,275
Ah, a tough one, I see.
703
00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:28,777
-Maybe this will get you to talk.
-[screams]
704
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,155
Do you think I know every human being
with a mustache
705
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,742
wearing an identical outfit with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?
706
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,951
Uh, because I don't.
707
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:37,203
-[grunts]
-[whimpers]
708
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,997
Do you know him?
709
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,833
Stop, stop, stop. I know him.
Yes, I know him.
710
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:46,712
Yeah, he's my brother, Mario,
and he's the best guy in the world.
711
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:49,298
Do princesses find him attractive?
712
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,967
They do if they have good taste.
713
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:54,094
[screams]
714
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,387
Get him out of my sight.
715
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,890
We'll see how tough this Mario is
716
00:41:57,973 --> 00:42:00,017
when he watches me kill his brother.
717
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:02,269
[Luigi screaming]
718
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,773
[panting]
719
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:10,819
[whimpering]
720
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,448
Where am I?
721
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,158
-[laughter]
-[shrieks]
722
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,703
Home.
723
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:21,789
[Penguin king] Pay him no heed.
724
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:25,960
He is cute, but he is… [whistles]
725
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:30,130
In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.
726
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,470
How long you guys been in here?
727
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,764
Time, like hope,
728
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:40,266
is an illusion.
729
00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,142
-Please. We are depressed enough.
-[sobbing]
730
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,353
There's gotta be a way outta here.
731
00:42:44,436 --> 00:42:46,105
There is no escape.
732
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:47,815
The only hope
733
00:42:47,898 --> 00:42:49,942
is the sweet relief of death.
734
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,151
[prisoners] Whoa.
735
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:53,028
[Penguin king]
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
736
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,780
[sighs]
737
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,554
You ready?
738
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,431
Uh, sure…
739
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,605
-[roars]
-[Mario and Toad scream]
740
00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:28,689
[growling]
741
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,941
What?
742
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,901
How you doing?
743
00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:35,863
We are here to see the king.
744
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,740
[growls]
745
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:39,700
Follow me.
746
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,578
That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.
747
00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,163
Feel underdressed. [chuckles]
748
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:45,497
[engine starts]
749
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,583
["Take On Me" plays]
750
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,628
Hop in.
751
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,054
[all shouting]
752
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,847
♪ We're talking away ♪
753
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,516
-[Mario] Whoa! [screams]
-[Princess Peach shrieks]
754
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,518
-[screaming]
-[Toad whoops]
755
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,020
♪ I'll say it anyway ♪
756
00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:12,191
♪ Today's another day to find you ♪
757
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,609
♪ Shying away ♪
758
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,111
♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay? ♪
759
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:17,571
[Toad whoops]
760
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,617
♪ Take on me ♪
761
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,077
♪ Take on me ♪
762
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:28,123
-♪ Take me on ♪
-♪ Take on me ♪
763
00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:30,668
[gasps, screams]
764
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:33,379
♪ I'll be gone ♪
765
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:37,549
♪ In a day or two ♪
766
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,511
-[Toad laughs, whoops]
-[screams]
767
00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:44,765
♪ I'll be gone ♪
768
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:48,435
♪ In a day ♪
769
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,062
[Mario screams]
770
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:51,563
♪ Take on me ♪
771
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:55,692
♪ Take on me ♪
772
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:56,902
♪ Take on me ♪
773
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,779
[Princess Peach, Mario grunting]
774
00:44:58,862 --> 00:44:59,863
[song ends]
775
00:45:02,157 --> 00:45:05,244
Oh, by all means, come in.
776
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:06,453
[guards shout]
777
00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:19,508
Great and mighty Cranky Kong--
778
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,386
So I heard you want my army.
779
00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:25,097
Yes, Your Highness.
780
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:28,517
Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
781
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,646
What makes you think you're worthy
782
00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:38,777
of fighting alongside
the greatest army in the world?
783
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,363
Because we have heart.
784
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,906
And with your strength,
785
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,741
we can win.
786
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,411
-Okay, fine.
-That's it?
787
00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:48,787
No, that's not it.
788
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,498
The answer is no. Goodbye.
789
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,294
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
the Jungle Kingdom is next.
790
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,797
We're not leaving without your army.
791
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,176
[laughing]
792
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:03,343
Who is this guy?
793
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:06,680
Oh, he makes me laugh. [laughs]
794
00:46:06,763 --> 00:46:08,807
All right, tough guy.
795
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,435
You want my army so badly,
796
00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:17,524
defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!
797
00:46:18,484 --> 00:46:19,651
Give us a second.
798
00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,821
This is a really, really bad idea.
799
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,157
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?
800
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,201
Are you two done whispering?
801
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,994
It's a little rude.
802
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,123
You, sir, have a deal.
803
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,500
I'll fight your son
804
00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,709
and win.
805
00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:37,628
I'm sure you will.
806
00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:39,254
[laughs]
807
00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:42,174
[coughing, laughing]
808
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,221
[distant rhythmic banging]
809
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,932
[breathes deeply]
810
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,602
[crowd cheering]
811
00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,774
[gasps]
812
00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:00,317
[booing]
813
00:47:06,406 --> 00:47:07,407
[gasps]
814
00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,286
[gasps]
815
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,121
[roaring]
816
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,255
-[crowd cheering]
-["DK Rap" plays on speakers]
817
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,631
[gasps]
818
00:47:22,714 --> 00:47:24,132
♪ Here we go ♪
819
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,093
♪ DK, Donkey Kong ♪
820
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,386
-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
821
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,096
I am DK.
822
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,139
-I'm Donkey Kong.
-♪ Donkey Kong ♪
823
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:32,683
Yeah! We love you!
824
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:33,976
[Donkey Kong] Oh yeah!
825
00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:35,978
Hi, Dad! Hi!
826
00:47:36,061 --> 00:47:38,146
No, no. Don't do that.
827
00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,565
Dad, wave back.
828
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,817
Enough with the showboating.
829
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,027
What do you mean? They like it.
830
00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,445
It's what they came here for.
831
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,781
-Dancing pecs.
-[crowd screams]
832
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,658
Okay, simmer down.
833
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,909
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!
834
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,452
-I said simmer down!
-[song ends]
835
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:53,620
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!
836
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,289
That means you, Diddy Kong!
837
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,999
D-- Sorry.
838
00:47:57,541 --> 00:48:02,588
Now, since I want this fight to last
more than five seconds,
839
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:05,674
I put Power-Ups around the arena.
840
00:48:05,757 --> 00:48:07,843
You're welcome, Mario.
841
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:12,889
I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body!
842
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:15,934
[growls]
843
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,103
[chuckling]
844
00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:21,982
All right.
845
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,613
-[crowd cheering]
-Get him!
846
00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:34,453
[grunting, groaning]
847
00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:36,371
-[gasps]
-Oh! My-- Okay.
848
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,498
Guess you're not getting my army.
849
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:43,587
[whimpers]
850
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,964
Is this what you came for?
851
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,966
-[crowd cheers]
-I love you, DK!
852
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,384
[grunts]
853
00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:52,179
[Donkey Kong] Hi, Dad! Love you!
854
00:48:56,975 --> 00:49:00,729
It is on like Donkey Kong!
855
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,068
-[grunting]
-[Power-Up sounds]
856
00:49:07,027 --> 00:49:10,238
You're about to pick on someone
your own size.
857
00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:13,075
[crowd gasps]
858
00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:17,663
Yeah!
859
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:20,832
[high-pitched shouting]
860
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,503
-Oh.
-[crowd murmurs]
861
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,089
I guess he got the wrong mushroom.
862
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:29,216
[laughs]
863
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:31,134
[Mario chuckling]
864
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,053
[screams]
865
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,305
-Ooh.
-[panting]
866
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,516
-[shrieks]
-[Donkey Kong grunts]
867
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,434
[screaming]
868
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,186
[grunts]
869
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,068
[grunts]
870
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,445
Get up, Mario!
871
00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,240
[whimpers]
872
00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:55,992
[yelps]
873
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,538
[yelps, screams]
874
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,167
[Power-Up sounds]
875
00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,670
[blows]
876
00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,297
[shouts]
877
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:11,550
-[blow lands]
-[screams]
878
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:15,762
[Mario grunting]
879
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,057
Had enough?
880
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:22,269
[panting] Not even close.
881
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,233
-[crowd gasps]
-[Mario screams]
882
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,195
[high-pitched ringing]
883
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,699
[distorted] Mario!
884
00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:38,535
-[ringing stops]
-[distorted] It's-a me.
885
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:41,079
[distorted] The box!
886
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,294
-[grunts]
-[crowd cheers]
887
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:53,300
[Power-Up sounds]
888
00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,887
[purrs]
889
00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:58,430
[crowd] Aw!
890
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,432
[stammers] He looks adorable.
891
00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:02,100
[chuckles] He really does.
892
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:05,520
-[purrs] Oh, what? I'm a cat?
-[Donkey Kong laughing]
893
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,606
You got the cat box! [laughs]
894
00:51:07,689 --> 00:51:09,941
[laughing] Oh, my-- Oh!
895
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,401
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
896
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:12,569
Okay.
897
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:13,653
[normal] Now you die.
898
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,449
Huh. I'm a cat!
899
00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,743
[Donkey Kong grunting]
900
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:24,915
[crowd gasps]
901
00:51:25,540 --> 00:51:27,209
Meow.
902
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,382
[grunts]
903
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,259
[panting]
904
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:42,557
[grunts]
905
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,688
[whoops]
906
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:53,985
[grunting]
907
00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:59,533
[panting]
908
00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:00,909
Had enough?
909
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:04,788
Not even close.
910
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,834
I'll take that as a yes.
911
00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:10,794
[groans]
912
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,712
[crowd cheers]
913
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,758
[crowd chanting] Mario! Mario!
914
00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:19,302
Yes! That's my best friend!
915
00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:23,181
[chanting] Mario! Mario! Mario!
916
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:25,767
-Yeah, yeah.
-[chuckles]
917
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,936
[chanting] Mario! Mario!
918
00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,064
-[groans]
-That was incredible.
919
00:52:31,690 --> 00:52:33,316
-He kept beating you senseless…
-Hey.
920
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,777
…and you just kept getting back up?
921
00:52:35,861 --> 00:52:37,821
You just don't know when to quit.
922
00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:40,407
Huh! Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.
923
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,325
It's a great thing.
924
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:44,578
Thanks. I--
925
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,830
I let him win. Just for the record.
926
00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:48,665
Really, though? Why would you do that?
927
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,000
You wanna know why?
928
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,502
It's, "mind your own business", that's why.
929
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:55,505
-All right, giant monkey--
-Enough!
930
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,215
Get inside.
931
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,428
We've located Bowser's ship.
932
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:05,599
He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom
by sundown.
933
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:09,311
Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.
934
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,855
We beat him there and ambush him.
935
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,399
Yeah, I know.
936
00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:15,483
That's why
937
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,403
we're gonna need karts!
938
00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:39,925
Well, what are you waiting for?
Pick your karts.
939
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,266
[machine trills]
940
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,351
[machine whirs]
941
00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:52,562
["Thunderstruck" plays]
942
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:02,739
♪ Thunder ♪
943
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:06,284
♪ Thunder ♪
944
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,537
♪ Thunder ♪
945
00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:13,375
♪ Thunder ♪
946
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:14,542
♪ You've been ♪
947
00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:17,045
♪ Thunderstruck ♪
948
00:54:17,128 --> 00:54:18,630
[engine revs]
949
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,548
♪ Thunderstruck ♪
950
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:24,052
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪
951
00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,263
♪ Thunderstruck ♪
952
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,351
♪ Thunderstruck ♪
953
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,729
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪
954
00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:38,608
[tires squeal]
955
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:39,693
[song ends]
956
00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:41,987
[whispers] I hate you.
957
00:54:42,696 --> 00:54:46,408
To the Mushroom Kingdom
and the biggest fight of our lives.
958
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,952
Here we go!
959
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:52,622
[Donkey Kong] Yeah!
960
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,263
Princess Peach,
961
00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:10,515
here we are. [chuckles]
962
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:14,728
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]
963
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,273
[chuckles]
964
00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:20,025
Let's rule the world.
965
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:21,317
Together.
966
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:22,694
Forever.
967
00:55:22,777 --> 00:55:24,738
Will you marry me?
968
00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:26,406
Oh yes!
969
00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:29,701
-[clears throat]
-[both] What?
970
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:33,079
We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.
971
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:37,167
He has defeated Donkey Kong
and won the Kong army.
972
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,335
So, like, Peach was super impressed?
973
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,296
It appears so, yes.
974
00:55:41,379 --> 00:55:43,506
They are heading
toward their secret passage.
975
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,259
Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?
976
00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:48,344
Two can play at that game.
977
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,682
[Donkey Kong chuckles]
978
00:56:10,617 --> 00:56:14,746
Um, no one panic,
but the road is about to end.
979
00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:19,542
Well, then you better step on the gas
and buckle up. [laughing]
980
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:25,215
[yelping]
981
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:27,634
[screaming]
982
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,986
[laughing]
983
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:49,114
Wahoo!
984
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,534
Is there anything like this in your world?
985
00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:55,495
-What?
-[shouting] Is there anything like this
986
00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:56,996
in your world?
987
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,040
[chuckles] No.
988
00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:00,959
We don't drive on rainbows.
989
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:04,295
What are you gonna tell me next?
That the turtles aren't evil?
990
00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,923
No, no. They're usually pets.
991
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,216
No way.
992
00:57:08,299 --> 00:57:10,218
Eh, come to Brooklyn.
I'll buy you a turtle.
993
00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,637
[laughs] Maybe I will.
994
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:13,805
-[engine revs]
-[horn honks]
995
00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:15,557
Dude, is this you flirting?
996
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,891
This is painful.
997
00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:18,518
Just-- I was trying to be nice.
998
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:19,853
You are so embarrassing.
999
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:21,646
A princess would never go out with you.
1000
00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,315
Yes, she would. I guarantee she would.
1001
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,192
Guys, enough.
1002
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,069
[laughs] All right, all right.
1003
00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,322
[no audible dialogue]
1004
00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,242
[growls]
1005
00:57:36,828 --> 00:57:38,538
[Koopa General] Attack!
1006
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:47,964
[grunting]
1007
00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,090
It's an ambush!
1008
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:54,220
-[yelps]
-Defensive positions!
1009
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:02,479
[Koopas screaming]
1010
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,816
[cackles]
1011
00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:12,197
Mario, you're a dead man.
1012
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:13,281
[whimpers]
1013
00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:17,285
Split up!
1014
00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:20,580
Mario!
1015
00:58:29,506 --> 00:58:30,548
[yelps]
1016
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,387
[screams]
1017
00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:38,389
[growls]
1018
00:58:38,473 --> 00:58:39,807
[laughs]
1019
00:58:39,891 --> 00:58:40,892
[gasps]
1020
00:58:42,894 --> 00:58:45,021
-Whoa!
-[device beeps]
1021
00:58:46,397 --> 00:58:47,982
Whoa!
1022
00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:55,865
[screams]
1023
00:58:58,493 --> 00:58:59,494
[screams]
1024
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:07,669
[laughs]
1025
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:13,341
[screams]
1026
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:25,478
[grunts]
1027
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,398
[yelps]
1028
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:36,906
[screams]
1029
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,867
I'm too cute to die!
1030
00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:46,249
[screaming]
1031
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:48,418
[chuckles]
1032
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:51,796
That is how you princess!
1033
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,886
[cackling]
1034
00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,054
[screams]
1035
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,602
Time to die, Mario.
1036
01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:07,520
[screams]
1037
01:00:08,229 --> 01:00:10,773
[laughing]
1038
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,525
[whimpers]
1039
01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:21,659
[cackles] Oh!
1040
01:00:22,827 --> 01:00:24,370
Ow!
1041
01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:27,582
See ya!
1042
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:29,959
No!
1043
01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,673
Wahoo! [laughs]
1044
01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,758
Yeah!
1045
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,934
You can't escape me!
1046
01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:48,061
What?
1047
01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:50,772
Blue shell!
1048
01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,152
[yelping]
1049
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:57,320
[device ticking rapidly]
1050
01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:05,161
[both screaming]
1051
01:01:05,787 --> 01:01:06,996
No!
1052
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:08,581
No, Mario!
1053
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,711
[screams] No! No!
1054
01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:15,797
[yelps] Whoa!
1055
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:22,011
Get your clown claws off of me!
1056
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:24,764
[cackling]
1057
01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:26,891
Goodbye, Mario.
1058
01:01:27,642 --> 01:01:29,185
We have to get home.
1059
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,858
[both screaming]
1060
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:38,903
Hey! This is your fault!
1061
01:01:38,986 --> 01:01:40,905
My fault? You're the one who--
1062
01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:44,826
Stop talking! I don't want the last thing
I hear before I die to be your--
1063
01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:48,454
[grunts]
1064
01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:01,342
[Mario grunting]
1065
01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:09,267
[growls]
1066
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:12,353
[both gasping]
1067
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:16,357
Mario,
1068
01:02:16,941 --> 01:02:18,276
you saved my life.
1069
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:19,402
Yeah, well,
1070
01:02:19,485 --> 01:02:20,486
I won't tell anyone.
1071
01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,946
Good. Please don't.
1072
01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,030
Okay.
1073
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:24,866
[rumbling]
1074
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:27,952
Uh, did you just feel something?
1075
01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:30,705
[both scream]
1076
01:02:30,788 --> 01:02:32,039
Swim!
1077
01:02:48,931 --> 01:02:51,976
Bowser's on his way. You have to evacuate.
1078
01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:53,060
[Toads scream]
1079
01:02:54,645 --> 01:02:56,939
Hurry! Get out of the city!
1080
01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,777
[Toads clamoring, screaming]
1081
01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:08,993
[Toads exclaiming]
1082
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:11,496
Princess?
1083
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,706
We lost the army.
1084
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,750
-[Toads whimpering]
-And Mario's gone.
1085
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:17,001
[Toads gasp]
1086
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:19,295
Bowser is coming.
1087
01:03:19,837 --> 01:03:20,963
Head into the forest.
1088
01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:22,381
I'll buy you some time.
1089
01:03:22,465 --> 01:03:23,549
You heard her.
1090
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:24,634
Evacuate the city.
1091
01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:26,219
[clamoring]
1092
01:03:27,261 --> 01:03:28,262
Go with the others.
1093
01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:30,890
I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.
1094
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:36,521
Run!
1095
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,565
[screams]
1096
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:43,069
Just leave it! There's no time!
1097
01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:49,367
[screaming]
1098
01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:54,580
[low rumbling]
1099
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,295
[thunderclap]
1100
01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:39,959
Princess Peach.
1101
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:41,752
Brave as ever.
1102
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:45,882
As you can see,
1103
01:04:45,965 --> 01:04:48,175
I have the Super Star.
1104
01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:50,219
If you're going to use it,
1105
01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:52,388
use it now.
1106
01:04:53,639 --> 01:04:55,099
[clears throat]
1107
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:56,726
No, Princess.
1108
01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:59,145
I stole this star for us.
1109
01:04:59,687 --> 01:05:03,649
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]
1110
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,862
I told you that line wouldn't work.
1111
01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,572
[Kamek] You're doing great.
1112
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:11,157
Peaches,
1113
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,660
with this star, we will be invincible.
1114
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,829
We can rule the world together.
1115
01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:18,414
Forever.
1116
01:05:19,123 --> 01:05:20,750
Will you marry me?
1117
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:23,961
Marry you? Are you insane?
1118
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:26,088
I would never marry you.
1119
01:05:26,714 --> 01:05:29,133
Maybe you should reconsider.
1120
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,636
[shrieks]
1121
01:05:31,719 --> 01:05:32,887
No! [groans]
1122
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:36,140
-Stop!
-[screams]
1123
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:37,350
Please, stop.
1124
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:40,269
I'll-- I'll marry you.
Just don't hurt my Toads.
1125
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,605
[Toad grunts]
1126
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:45,274
-[gasps]
-[groans]
1127
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,068
You have my word.
1128
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:51,447
[sighs]
1129
01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:57,078
[laughs] Time for a wedding!
1130
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,676
[Lumalee singing] ♪ Life is sad ♪
1131
01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:13,260
♪ Prison is sad ♪
1132
01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:18,683
♪ Life in prison is very, very sad ♪
1133
01:06:19,433 --> 01:06:21,811
[prisoners scream]
1134
01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:24,063
[sighs]
1135
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,650
Oh, fresh meat for the grinder.
1136
01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:30,194
Who's this ray of sunshine?
1137
01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:33,280
There's no sunshine.
Only darkness.
1138
01:06:33,364 --> 01:06:35,324
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
1139
01:06:35,408 --> 01:06:37,952
Hello, prisoners.
1140
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:42,456
You don't deserve this,
but you're invited to the royal wedding!
1141
01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:44,458
Yay!
1142
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:47,753
Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed!
1143
01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:50,798
[prisoners clamoring]
1144
01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,675
Oh no, no, no!
1145
01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:55,177
Finally. Mercy.
1146
01:06:55,261 --> 01:06:57,722
[whimpers] Mario.
1147
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,645
[growls]
1148
01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,695
So this is the end.
1149
01:07:12,778 --> 01:07:16,490
Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.
1150
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:19,243
Well, at least your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.
1151
01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:21,912
At least you're not gonna die
with your dad thinking you're a joke.
1152
01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:24,915
Yeah, well, my dad thinks I'm a joke too.
1153
01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:26,917
Yeah, well,
1154
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,085
your dad's right!
1155
01:07:28,169 --> 01:07:29,795
You know what? I feel bad enough.
1156
01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:31,172
Just leave me alone.
1157
01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:33,632
I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant.
1158
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:36,886
Just go in a corner and smash some stuff,
smash monkey.
1159
01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:40,056
[grunts] I am more…
1160
01:07:40,139 --> 01:07:44,185
-[eel groans]
-…than a guy who smashes things!
1161
01:07:44,268 --> 01:07:46,270
[eel grunts, groans]
1162
01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:56,530
[burps]
1163
01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,749
[groans]
1164
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,795
[roars]
1165
01:08:10,878 --> 01:08:12,046
[both cheering]
1166
01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:14,882
-That was amazing.
-Now we're even!
1167
01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:35,736
[Shy Guy groans]
1168
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,238
[grunts, sighs]
1169
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,868
[breathes deeply]
1170
01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,578
[door opens]
1171
01:08:44,662 --> 01:08:46,163
Princess, I got it.
1172
01:08:46,247 --> 01:08:47,748
[sighs] Great job.
1173
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:50,251
Couldn't have you going out there
without your bouquet.
1174
01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,794
It's perfect.
1175
01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:54,296
-["Wedding March" plays]
-[doors creak]
1176
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:11,981
[gasps]
1177
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,441
[whimpers]
1178
01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:21,240
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.
1179
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,243
Lower the prisoners!
1180
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:30,124
[whimpering]
1181
01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:31,584
[song ends]
1182
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:32,835
[clears throat]
1183
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:34,587
Dearly belove-- [grunts]
1184
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,088
-Huh?
-[wedding guests gasp]
1185
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,715
[singsong] Drama.
1186
01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:40,217
You really thought I'd marry you?
1187
01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,094
Kinda.
1188
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,388
I'd never marry a monster.
1189
01:09:44,471 --> 01:09:45,890
[Power-Up sounds]
1190
01:09:45,973 --> 01:09:48,684
Then we are breaking up right now!
1191
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:53,689
[grunting]
1192
01:09:53,772 --> 01:09:56,108
[groans]
1193
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,485
[grunts]
1194
01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,033
[shrieks]
1195
01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,285
[sighs]
1196
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:08,996
[wedding guests scream]
1197
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,125
[low rumbling]
1198
01:10:14,168 --> 01:10:15,628
They gotta be up there.
1199
01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,132
Fire!
1200
01:10:20,216 --> 01:10:22,301
[both scream]
1201
01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:24,929
[both grunting]
1202
01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:26,096
[gasps]
1203
01:10:27,973 --> 01:10:29,475
You wanna do this?
1204
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:30,643
Yes, I do.
1205
01:10:32,436 --> 01:10:33,812
[grunts]
1206
01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:38,025
[Power-Up sounds]
1207
01:10:39,276 --> 01:10:40,277
[Power-Up sounds]
1208
01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:42,905
-Yes! Fire!
-[cheers]
1209
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,003
Wahoo!
1210
01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:00,339
[Donkey Kong] This is fun!
1211
01:11:01,799 --> 01:11:04,009
-Ha! Loser. [grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]
1212
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:05,594
[Power-Up sounds]
1213
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:09,056
Hey, what does this do?
1214
01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:11,141
[screams]
1215
01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:13,644
-Whoa. Yeah!
-[screams]
1216
01:11:13,727 --> 01:11:16,272
Whoa. [screams, laughs]
1217
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,025
Cool raccoon suit.
1218
01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:21,777
-Really?
-Not at all.
1219
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:33,497
[shouts]
1220
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,791
[screams]
1221
01:11:40,254 --> 01:11:42,089
[whimpers]
1222
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:44,717
-[shrieks, grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]
1223
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:47,761
-[shrieks]
-[Luigi grunting]
1224
01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:49,430
[shrieking]
1225
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:54,184
[shrieks] What? [stammering] Um.
1226
01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:57,813
Whee! [laughs]
1227
01:11:57,896 --> 01:11:59,565
[screaming]
1228
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:00,983
[gasps]
1229
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:03,235
-[metal scrapes]
-Huh?
1230
01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:05,237
[groaning]
1231
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,865
[sighs]
1232
01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:10,117
[sighs]
1233
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,618
Boo.
1234
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,456
[grunts]
1235
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:17,875
[screaming]
1236
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,297
Huh? [shrieks]
1237
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:27,718
-Lu!
-Mario? [laughs]
1238
01:12:29,470 --> 01:12:31,472
-[laughs]
-I told ya. See?
1239
01:12:31,555 --> 01:12:35,392
As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.
1240
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:38,103
[laughs, sighs]
1241
01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,356
Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?
1242
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:42,691
[Donkey Kong grunts]
1243
01:12:44,568 --> 01:12:46,278
Ya did good, kid.
1244
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:48,947
Make your pecs dance. You deserve it.
1245
01:12:49,031 --> 01:12:51,408
No time now. Definitely later.
1246
01:12:55,662 --> 01:12:58,332
[growling]
1247
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,794
[growling continues]
1248
01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:08,926
Launch the Bomber Bill
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
1249
01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,302
[rumbling]
1250
01:13:14,264 --> 01:13:15,974
[all gasp]
1251
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:20,938
No.
1252
01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:31,281
Hey. Hey. Hey, over here.
1253
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,128
You asked for it.
1254
01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:48,632
[shrieks]
1255
01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:52,177
[growls]
1256
01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:53,762
[chuckles] Hello.
1257
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:13,740
[gasps]
1258
01:14:13,824 --> 01:14:15,325
Ow. [grunts]
1259
01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:19,204
Really?
1260
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,377
Follow me.
1261
01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,468
Come on.
1262
01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,680
Little closer.
1263
01:14:38,015 --> 01:14:41,268
[distorted] Mamma mia.
1264
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:53,280
Huh?
1265
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:58,243
-[grunts, screams]
-[Power Down sounds]
1266
01:15:03,624 --> 01:15:04,875
-[Princess Peach] Whoa!
-[Luigi grunts]
1267
01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:08,378
[groans]
1268
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:11,215
[all screaming]
1269
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:14,593
Whoa! [grunts]
1270
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:18,055
[screams]
1271
01:15:18,138 --> 01:15:20,015
[laughs]
1272
01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:21,767
-That's beautiful.
-You made these, right?
1273
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:23,143
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]
1274
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,855
-Huh? Whoa!
-[electricity crackles]
1275
01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:32,236
[whooshing]
1276
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,534
[Mario screams]
1277
01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:42,454
[grunts, pants]
1278
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,125
Huh?
1279
01:15:48,669 --> 01:15:50,003
Brooklyn?
1280
01:15:50,087 --> 01:15:51,463
-[tires screech]
-[gasps]
1281
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,631
Mario?
1282
01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:54,883
-[door closes]
-You almost dented my--
1283
01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:56,343
[rumbling]
1284
01:15:58,136 --> 01:15:59,137
[Spike shrieks]
1285
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,477
[panting, screams]
1286
01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:07,229
[grunts]
1287
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:09,773
[all scream, groaning]
1288
01:16:11,024 --> 01:16:12,067
[grunts]
1289
01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:16,029
[screaming]
1290
01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:19,992
[grunts, gasps]
1291
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,042
[Bowser] Mario!
1292
01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:35,465
You want this?
1293
01:16:36,842 --> 01:16:37,843
[Mario shrieks]
1294
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,887
[growls]
1295
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:44,141
[gasps, yelps]
1296
01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:49,521
You ruined my wedding!
1297
01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:52,441
I was finally gonna be happy!
1298
01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:56,653
-[shrieks]
-Now you will suffer!
1299
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:57,904
[groans]
1300
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,115
Like me!
1301
01:17:01,825 --> 01:17:02,993
[grunts]
1302
01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:06,079
[grunts, screams]
1303
01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:13,170
[grunts]
1304
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:17,799
You really thought you could stop me?
1305
01:17:17,883 --> 01:17:21,053
You worthless, weak little nothing.
1306
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,138
Come out and fight!
1307
01:17:23,221 --> 01:17:25,265
Or are you too scared?
1308
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:27,976
[pants]
1309
01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:29,895
[cackles]
1310
01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:31,271
Just what I thought.
1311
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,522
-[grunts]
-[shouts]
1312
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,987
[growling, roars]
1313
01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:48,872
[sighs]
1314
01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,583
-[TV beeps]
-[Mario, Luigi on TV] Mamma mia!
1315
01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:54,670
That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.
1316
01:17:54,753 --> 01:17:57,964
[glitching] …a-to save Brooklyn.
…save Brooklyn-- Brooklyn.
1317
01:17:58,048 --> 01:17:59,216
…save Brooklyn.
1318
01:17:59,299 --> 01:18:01,301
[no audible dialogue]
1319
01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,111
Let's-a go.
1320
01:18:24,324 --> 01:18:25,659
[Mario] Hey.
1321
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:28,161
Leave him alone.
1322
01:18:28,829 --> 01:18:30,038
Mario?
1323
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,458
-[grunts]
-You just don't know when to quit.
1324
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:36,378
Yeah. I've been told that before.
1325
01:18:40,173 --> 01:18:42,050
-Mario! [grunts]
-[groans]
1326
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:45,429
The star!
1327
01:18:46,179 --> 01:18:48,223
No! That's mine!
1328
01:18:49,182 --> 01:18:50,308
[panting]
1329
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:04,948
[grunts]
1330
01:19:05,031 --> 01:19:06,949
[sentimental music playing]
1331
01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:09,536
Lu.
1332
01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:11,246
[grunts]
1333
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,750
"Nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together."
1334
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,585
-[metal creaks]
-[grunts]
1335
01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,595
No!
1336
01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:28,555
[cackles]
1337
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:33,935
["Starman Theme" playing]
1338
01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:42,194
Huh?
1339
01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,865
[screams, groans]
1340
01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:50,118
-Rip them to pieces!
-[shouting]
1341
01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:57,209
[Sledge Brother grunting]
1342
01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,335
[all scream]
1343
01:19:58,418 --> 01:20:00,086
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]
1344
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,256
Oh, hey, Spike.
1345
01:20:03,757 --> 01:20:04,758
Luigi?
1346
01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:07,052
[Bowser's army shouting]
1347
01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,348
[all grunting]
1348
01:20:19,523 --> 01:20:20,982
-[whimpers]
-[Dad] No!
1349
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,152
Mamma mia!
1350
01:20:24,236 --> 01:20:25,237
[grunts]
1351
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,283
[all grunting, groaning]
1352
01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:34,621
[Bowser groans]
1353
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:38,625
[screams]
1354
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:47,926
[screams]
1355
01:21:05,277 --> 01:21:06,486
[Bowser groans]
1356
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,030
[both panting]
1357
01:21:12,951 --> 01:21:14,494
[groans]
1358
01:21:15,328 --> 01:21:18,290
Peaches. [chuckles] Uh, listen.
1359
01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:21,334
This is not the way I pictured it,
but give me one more chance.
1360
01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:23,128
Ew. No.
1361
01:21:23,544 --> 01:21:24,754
No, no, no--
1362
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:27,757
[in high-pitched voice] Hey. Hey!
1363
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,509
-[laughs]
-That is not cool.
1364
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,845
Ha! He got the blue mushroom.
1365
01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:34,139
Eh? I told you I'd get you a pet turtle.
1366
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:37,142
[chuckles] Not bad, Mustache.
1367
01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,353
And, Luigi, you're so brave.
1368
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:43,356
Oh. [chuckles] Thanks, uh--
Yeah, it's kinda my thing.
1369
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,025
Ah. My boys.
1370
01:21:45,108 --> 01:21:47,944
-My heroes.
-Wahoo!
1371
01:21:48,028 --> 01:21:50,363
Mario, you were amazing.
1372
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:51,865
[laughs]
1373
01:21:51,948 --> 01:21:53,033
Thanks, Dad.
1374
01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:56,202
-Ah, bring it in!
-[all groaning]
1375
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,787
[civilians cheering]
1376
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,584
Yeah! [grunts]
1377
01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:05,962
Let's hear it
for the Super Mario Brothers!
1378
01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:09,883
[pedestrian] Yeah! You guys are heroes!
Thank you, Mario Brothers!
1379
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,641
These are my boys!
1380
01:22:17,724 --> 01:22:19,976
-[laughs] Hey.
-[laughs]
1381
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:22,145
Wahoo!
1382
01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:24,230
[cheering continues]
1383
01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:27,067
-[laughs] Yes!
-[Mario, Luigi] Hey!
1384
01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:28,360
[cheering fades]
1385
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:37,452
[alarm blares]
1386
01:22:37,535 --> 01:22:39,537
["Mr. Blue Sky" plays on radio]
1387
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:45,877
♪ Sun is shining in the sky ♪
1388
01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:49,339
♪ There ain't a cloud in sight ♪
1389
01:22:49,422 --> 01:22:50,966
♪ It's stopped raining ♪
1390
01:22:51,049 --> 01:22:53,051
♪ Everybody's in the play ♪
1391
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:54,844
♪ And don't you know ♪
1392
01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:57,555
♪ It's a beautiful new day ♪
1393
01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:59,307
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
1394
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,059
-Morning.
-Hello.
1395
01:23:03,561 --> 01:23:04,854
[laughs]
1396
01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:06,398
[Mario laughing] Oh!
1397
01:23:08,608 --> 01:23:09,734
Wahoo!
1398
01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:14,030
[song ends]
1399
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,083
[laughs]
1400
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,710
Now, that's a happy ending.
1401
01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:28,420
-[low rumbling]
-Or is it?
1402
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,547
Because everything's over now,
1403
01:23:30,630 --> 01:23:34,175
and all that's left
is you and the infinite void.
1404
01:23:35,635 --> 01:23:37,929
Kind of makes you want to play saxophone,
huh?
1405
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:40,849
["Ground Theme" plays on saxophone]
1406
01:26:05,451 --> 01:26:06,911
[song ends]
1407
01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,581
[piano plays]
1408
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:22,010
♪ Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong too ♪
1409
01:26:22,093 --> 01:26:27,599
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas
couldn't keep me from you ♪
1410
01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:29,559
♪ Princess Peach ♪
1411
01:26:29,642 --> 01:26:32,812
♪ At the end of the line ♪
1412
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:37,108
♪ I'll make you mine ♪
1413
01:26:37,192 --> 01:26:40,612
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪
1414
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:43,156
♪ Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪
1415
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:47,660
♪ I love you, oh-- ♪
1416
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:48,912
Hey.
1417
01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:50,038
Quiet in there.
1418
01:26:50,121 --> 01:26:51,748
Lights out, little guy.
1419
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:54,042
[in high-pitched voice]
Hey! You can't treat me like this.
1420
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,878
Do you know who I am? I am Bow--
1421
01:26:57,879 --> 01:26:58,880
[Bowser sighs]
1422
01:26:59,463 --> 01:27:01,841
[dramatic music playing]
1423
01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:01,348
[machines whirring]
1424
01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:17,740
[egg cracking]
1425
01:32:18,908 --> 01:32:20,534
[voice] Yoshi!